a gum deal

I came into London on the 9.36 train having been to the dentist.
5 Nurofen later my mouth still felt like a wild pony had kicked me in the New Forest. Sounds like an anatomical euphemism.
The show was not as hard as I thought it was going to be what with my mouth and all.
Ross Noble was very funny….I haven’t told Jim yet that I started the interview by saying ‘That not many people will know you’, Ross leapt on it as the worst intro he’d ever had. He was very, very funny.
I felt dreadful what with my mauled mouth so I went to see ‘Inglorious Basterds’ in Leicester Square.
I loved it, I think Tarantino is a fine, fine director. The sound, the story the explosions. Brad Pitt, I sat all on my own in M22 eating my bag of chocolate bits and crying when one of the gang shot Hitler. I recommend it to anyone who is either Jewish or not.
I then went to HOGARTH BROWNE’S private view of his five stained glass windows. Unique vision. l shall definitely have him on the show. And then it was the overland back to the Junction, a quick walk to the flat, into my emails and The Beatles on BBC 4 and now it’s a baguette with honey, a call to jim and then bed with Terry Frisby’s book, Kisses on a Postcard.
I may have to resort to some more pain killers if I want to sleep. There is nothing harmonious about aging gums.
night night thee you thoon.