Swine Flu – never I’m jewish

I do not have swine flu. I do not have a viral infection. I have just picked up some horrible bug.
Chucking up, loss of voice and generally feeling like doggie doo.
having said that I will bust a gut to get into work tomorrow.
Thank you for all your hale and hearty mesages.

4 thoughts on “Swine Flu – never I’m jewish”

  1. Dear Jeni,
    I know I’ve said this many times before but you really do make me laugh (I do not have swine flu)I think it’s your one liners that do it for me? Would love to see you presenting either the Six oclock news or even better News at Ten. Having said that I could also see you in the role of ‘The Queen’ instead of Helen Mirren! Or even better instead of Judi Dench in ‘Notes on a Scandal’ or taking on the part of ‘M’ in James Bond…
    Have a great weekend and thanks for making me smile so many times.
    Hymie x

  2. Hi Jeni
    I work during the night, and always wake up to you on the radio. Hope I don’t sound strange, but had to share my laugh this morning as you were discussing gardening this afternoon – and my last dream was me helping you, doing the weeding in St James’s park. St Jame’s park being my garden as it’s my closest park. You even had you’re red lip stick on, the queen would’ve been proud of you.
    Hope you’re well

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