SPASS MIT GUMMI

I had no idea my posts caused such consternation. I thought I was being funny. But people are telling me what a bad time I’m having. What a grizzly, awful place I’m in. That were I not staying alive I should really be dead. I’m ok, really I am, although everything is like looking at … Read more

John Stapleton

In 1980 I was filming a sit-com in Boreham Wood, when a young man chased me up the corridor. ‘We’d like you to be the girl on Parky’ he said. I told him to go way. TVam was a brand new breakfast programme and Michael Parkinson, one of the owners of the channel, was looking … Read more

Soho

I went to London I went to London on the train. I went to London on a train to do a voice over. Like old times. Didn’t know if I would make it as my legs don’t carry me in the same way. But after putting on me dungarees and a new t-shirt. I travelled … Read more

What a shit show.

On Saturday I drove us to a wedding in Surrey I drove like an arsehole and got us lost on the way there, and on the way back. If we had set off to get to Uzbekistan we would have done less mileage. The bride wore white, I wore trainers. The brides mother wore green … Read more