Well Strike me down!!

What the strike!

Nurses
Midwives
Ambulance workers
Railway Folk
Postal People
Baggage handlers
Teachers
Civil servants
Tube Stations
Bus Drivers
University Staff
Driving Examiners
Eurostar Security Staff

The Tories started the strike wave
A general strike wave
In such a way that
The strikers do say that
The Sunak Brigade
Most certainly do have a Game Plan

We’re having a Strike wave
A seasonal Strike Wave
The temperatures rising
It isn’t surprising that
They certainly do have a Game Plan.

Gee Gee
Their Strategy
Makes the Mercury slump
To a minus three
Oh Oh Oh No

We’re having a strike wave
A seasonal strike wave
The way that they move
The thermometer proves that
The Tories do have a Game plan

Like an overflowing bed pan
They have the wit of a caveman
The heart of a mad man
For they certainly to have a Game plan.

Watch out they gonna
Starve ’em out
Freeze ’em out
Scare ’em out
Kick ’em out
Talking’s out
Without a doubt
The Tories do have a Game Plan

The unions are bad
All those
Nurses
Midwives
Ambulance workers
Railway Folk
Postal People
Baggage handlers
Teachers
Civil servants
Tube Stations
Bus Drivers
University Staff
Driving Examiners
Eurostar Security Staff
Are greedy working class louts who deserve to be kept in their place.
Public servants are just that, servants to their pay masters.

From Dowden to Gove
From Sunak to Stride
From Raab through to Jenrick
Then Cleverly round True
From Schapps through to Hunt
From Bacon to Blunt
From Mordaunt to Cox
They are all of them cocks
May the wheels of fair play
Turn and grind for fair pay
May the truth of square deals
Bring our children free meals.
May legitimate rule
Be an end to it all

Because we’re having a Strike wave
A demonstrative Strike Wave
The pricks in the Party
Are all hale and hearty
Whilst the rest of us crave
Justice.