I cannot Alka-LIE

Apples and pineapples are soooooooo delicious BUT they do my gut in. Too much sugar, too much acid.
I woke this morning feeling less than magnificent, however, I made yoga.
A beeeeyoutifool young geezer struck up some chat. Only a little one as we needed all the breath we could get.
Todays teacher somehow managed to squeeze out more minutes than usual. He kept saying
TIMES A PLENTY.
SPACE A PLENTY.
With each breath he repeated the mantra
TIMES A PLENTY.
SPACE A PLENTY.
I think its worth sharing with you don’t you?
So after class I went into the Halal shop and bought cucumbers, avocados, coriander and ochre. No more fruity juices for me I’m afraid, even though they were divine. if my body is a temple than I have to respect that the divine in my temple only comes in the colour GREEEEEEEEEN.